Drewisms

"I want to talk to Amber about eggs."

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"The truck asked me 'are you going to Nate's house?' and I said yes. I asked the truck 'are you going to Nate's house?' and he said no."

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"Jacob isn't crying, he's talking to me. He's saying 'ooooooo'."

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"I had a dream about Nana's house. I am going there."

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"My star, I lost my star!" (this one is at 3am.)

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"I'm a kitty cat. Meow, meow meow..." (about 35-100 more times.)

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My Mom came over to drop Drew off after watching him for the day. I was so excited to see him, I pulled him into my lap to give him a big hug. He squirmed out and said, "Mommy, I can feel your whiskers!" I couldn't figure out what he was talking about until he pointed at my stubbly calves peeking out underneath my shorts. Thanks Drew!

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One morning I was packing up my lunch and Drew asked what I was doing. "I'm getting my food ready for lunch today," I told him.

"Let me see," he asked.

I put the bag down so Drew could see into the bag, which held a diet coke and a south beach diet frozen pizza.

"Silly Mommy!" Drew exclaimed. "That's not food!"

"You're right Drew, you are so right." I responded.